For MAGA, every allegation is a confession.
It’s all an elaborate performance, a non-stop cosplay Crusade by the world’s most fragile, weak, corrupt, and hypocritical people who use the Cross as a weapon against marginalized communities and a shield to defend themselves from accountability.
They want safe spaces for themselves, as they eliminate safe spaces for transgender people, who desperately need them for survival. They claim to be free speech warriors but want to cancel and fire anyone who criticizes Charlie Kirk or offends Trump and his immigrant wife, Melania Trump. They demand civility for themselves but relish in cruelty against “the libs” and “the woke.”
They’re also very gay.
Especially the men.
Allegedly.
In fact, it would be hard to find men who are more gay and more closeted than MAGA men. They pretend to be heterosexual, Christian, alpha men, but on the not-so-down-low are swiping right on Grindr and smashing dudes left and right. Their sexual preferences and orientation are not the issue. People should be free to live their lives. It’s the hypocrisy and the lies that must be exposed and shamed.
These are broken, cruel men who have no problem climbing to power on the backs of poor people, immigrants, workers, and fear-mongering against the LGBTQ+ community. They claim to be religious and for family values, but they’re secretly cheating on their wives, engaging in sexual assault, and having sex with girls — allegedly.
CNN’s resident MAGA troll Scott Jennings is also allegedly a very heterosexual, God-fearing, white Christian man. He was recently hit with unsubstantiated rumors on Twitter that he’s actually bisexual. He didn’t deny them, but he was certainly aware as several individuals made allegations. Maybe that’s what triggered his snowflake meltdown live on air against progressive commentator Adam Mockler? There are also allegations about MAGA “heterosexual” commentator Benny Johnson, CPAC’s Matt Schlapp, and Senator Lindsey Graham, who goes to Disneyland as a grown man all by himself. And then, of course, there’s Kristi Noem’s husband.
They’re all servants of Donald Trump. Some would say they are submissive. Some could say they are gimps, and that’s their kink.
Allegedly.
Speaking of their King and Daddy Donald Trump, he is a con man who was held liable for rape, partied with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and has allegedly cheated on every single one of his three wives. For his spiritual advisor, Paula White, all is well as long as Trump keeps the grift churning and stays in power. She said saying no to Trump is like saying no to God.
And we know Trump doesn’t like hearing, “No.”
Well, IHIP’s Jen Welch and I aren’t here for the bullshit, and we’re not going to bend the knee to these hysterical, preening, emotional divas who can dish it, but can’t take it.
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